THOT Juice

Now Serving :: THOT Juice :: Jeny Romero :: S01E01

Now Serving  // THOT Juice // S01E01

The Only Adult Beverage Drink Review Show. Hosted by Jeny Romero

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Welcome to The Super-Id’s Now Serving, the first and only adult beverage drink review show keeping you Over The Influence.

Each episode of Now Serving will review different types and categories of beer, wine, and liquor with our host Jeny RomeroConsider Now Serving as a public service serving the greater good helping you drink good and stay over the influence.


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What is a THOT?

THOT Juice? Let’s start with THOT. We’ll let Chief Keef explain it. Take it away, [intense_highlight color=”success”]Chief Keef.[/intense_highlight]

If that didn’t help, how about this? Chief Keef, [intense_highlight color=”success”]if you’d please.[/intense_highlight]

Okay… we’ll admit that Chief Keef isn’t exactly the best source of any knowledge or information, despite the Chicago mumble-rapper being responsible for either creating the phrase, if not bringing it into the lexicon. Let’s roll with the go-to source of all colloquialisms for a real definition.

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THOT Definitions courtesy of

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A woman who pretends to be the type of valuable female commodity who rightfully earns male commitment—until the man discovers that she’s just a cheap imitation of a “good girl” who is good only for mindless sex, not relationships or respect.

If women are products, then thots are cheap goods. More than that, they’re knockoffs: low-quality merchandise that attempts to masquerade as luxury items.

They generally dress in cheap clothing, try to act like they’re better than they really are, or think they’re not trashy but high class when they’re nothing close to classy. They demand respect, money, gifts, dates but do nothing to deserve any of it because they have no self-respect, no manners, low self-esteem, little education and on top of all that are slutty because they have no self-worth. 

Quit that high-class act, lady. You’re a thot.


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It stands for ‘That Hoe Over There

A THOT is usually active on social media especially Instagram and Snapchat. On Instagram, she can be found in pictures of her in the dog filter and is usually half naked. On Snapchat she is most likely posting videos of her obnoxiously lip syncing to rap songs, while playing with her hair, thinking she looks like Kylie Jenner. Probably wears Calvin Klein, Adidas and Nike hats. She has perfect eyeliner and contour and she seems like she doesn’t care what anyone thinks about her. She may come across as a fake, conceited, shallow dumb bitch, but deep down she is insecure and, unfortunately, the only way she gets confidence is by getting validation from men on social media by posting pictures showing off her figure and plastic face. Next time you see a thot be nicer to them, they still haven’t developed fully yet.Hey, but if you’re a THOT good on you, enjoy and embrace your THOT life! 

1. Jessica, look at that THOT, breathing like she owns the place.

2. I hate THOTs so much! They’re everywhere on Instagram these days.
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THOT Juice. Simply put, THOT Juice is any sort of malt flavored beverage; fake fruit infused; comes in gigantic cans or bottles; sold in bodegas, or any grocery chain located in a zip code that has a contingency of youth; and retails for pocket change – typically around $2. They’re sold in packs of four or six, because how could you drink just one of these things… It’s amazing Jeny was able to drink any of them. See for yourself.

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The Director’s Cut Version

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The TL;CW (Too Long; Can’t Watch) ADHD Version

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1.) This was not a paid promotion. The $14.25 used to purchase the THOT Juice came out of our own pocket.

2.) God bless THOTs. We cast no judgments on you or your THOTtin’ ways.

3.) THOT Juice. Go for it if it’s your thing.

4.) Jeny Romero is of legal drinking age despite looking like she should be getting ready for prom season.