Here we have another esteemed alumni for Tyra Banks’America Next Top Model franchise. And yes, I do remember Jaslene Gonzalez from watching her season. Shit. I even remember her backstory. She tried out. Failed. Made an impression. Tried out again. Made it. And won. It’s a reality tv fairy tale and Jaslene Gonzalez is the star and we’re are all just the supporting actors.