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There is no one solution for one problem, so all these advice experts are full of shit… and you can tell them Super-Id said so. Different strokes, people. So Super-Id has gathered a panel of life experts to answer any and all of your life’s issues since we know-it-all. We are The Brainiacs.
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Brainiacs,
My husband is the best husband in the world. UNTIL he turns on the PS4. It’s like he goes into zombie mode and isn’t all the way competent with what’s going on outside of the video game.
Do you think I should suggest a limit as to how long he can play? I feel like it’s taking away from our relationship and really irks me.
Mrs. Eff Sony
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[intense_person imageid=”5898″ template=”left” name=”Roger F. Bond” title=”Agent Saboteur“]Mrs. Eff Sony,
You silly woman. When will y’all learn? Leave that man alone! Let him be!
Your man is home. With you. Playing a game. In the living room. And you’re complaining? Let me put your “issue” into perspective. Here is a list of things your husband could be doing instead of being at home with you.
(In no particular order)
- At work with his work wife.
- At a massage parlor negotiating his happy ending.
- In his car scouring Craigslist or Backstage looking for a hookup right then and there.
- At a bar pounding as many drinks as he physically can while Happy Hour is still in full effect and drunkenly spitting game to the closest female to him.
- With his side piece.
- With his jump-off.
- With his future second wife.
- Spending money out in these streets.
- Spending your money out in these streets.
- Man-whoring.
- Dead in the gutter.
And you want to bitch?
Do not offer to play with him as some sort of bonding experience because you will suck playing and fuck up his game and that will only cause more problems. Don’t touch the controller. Whatever you do, don’t do this or this. Seriously.
Listen, if he is playing Call of Duty, I can’t blame him. COD is crack and I’ve passed on eating food to play COD all night long.
If it still is an issue, you have to replicate or substitute the pleasure your husband receives from the game. My suggestion is to make his favorite food and adult beverage and serve it to him butt-nekkid (or scantily-clad). If he doesn’t put the controller down, the PS4 is the least of your worries.
P.S. > If for any reason you get rid of the PS4, the Super-Id office will gladly take it off your hands. Word!
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[intense_person imageid=”5895″ template=”left” name=”Captain Caveman” title=”The Sensitive Savage”]Offer him something more stimulating than the game or within the context of the game. Dress up as one of the characters of the game, limit the amount of access he gets to the booty, or if you really want to fuck with his head, play with his joystick while he’s playing the game. He will make a choice since he can’t be committed to both!
Truly yours,
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Man of the People. Reformed Man-Whore. Single. No Kids. Scorpio.
“First you get the paper, then you get the power, then you get the pussy.”
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Married… for now. Check back in a few months… King of Jump-offs & Side-Pieces. Baby Mama Drama.
“How much…?”
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Divorced with benefits. Philosophizing Gorilla Pimp. Lust at first sight. Love at first text.
“I love you. Can we fuck?”
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