How old is Jessica Alba? She’s been on the scene for what, 14 years with her breakthrough role on James Cameron’s Dark Angel. Seems longer than 14 years. And she looks hotter at 33 than she did at 23. Sometimes kids will do that to you… sometimes.
Here is the funny thing about Jessica Alba; as hot as she is, she is completely forgettable as an actress. If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m a Frank Miller Stan and I’m counting down the hours until Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For since the first Sin City dropped. And here is the other funny thing about Jessica Alba, as hot as she is, she’s not sexy. When you see her on screen or photos of her, you see an attractive racially ambiguous milky cereal female, but nothing about her makes you want to have hot passionate monkey love. Probably has to do with the cold fish vibe she gives off like some anti-pheromones. So it’s wild that she’s casted in the role of Nancy Callahan, the exotic dancer, a woman who balances sensitivity, determination, and sexuality. Two out of three ain’t bad.