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Diabetes Dick
or I’m Dating A Guy Who Has Diabetes Dick And Can’t Get It Up
Dear Brainiacs,

Limp Eggplant
I’m dating a man with severe diabetes and literally his dick doesn’t work. Like at all. But he does eat amazing pussy (I guess you have to if ur dick doesn’t work -and by doesn’t work, I mean doesn’t work. It’s a lifeless slug).

Honey, you hangry?
Anyhoo, I urged him to get healthy to fight the diabetes. I even tried to cook him healthy meals – which I begrudgingly have to eat – but he refuses. I’m thinking of leaving him. Should I? He’s a nice guy (and don’t forget, a master of eating pussy), but I’m not sure I can live with a lifeless dick forever. Help!
/Miss Diabetes Dick
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