Amazin Amie – Half Woman/Half Amazin
If I was a gentleman, the feature on Amazin Amie that would keep me riveted is her ridiculously high cheekbones. Alas, I have a lot of manwhore in me, so Amie’s figure just makes me want to punch people in the face.
One cold winter night this past year I meet Amazin Amie at an event in the city and gotdamn she is a really sweet girl. She’s so damn sweet I felt kinda bad completely objectifying her in every which way and having the most impure thoughts about her. It’s hard to have an engaging about career aspirations and branding when I’m constantly trying to check out the assets. Yeah…
Amazin Amie, people.