Mila J – Smoke, Drink, Break-Up
Japollonia, My Kind of Girl
- Mila J is my kind of girl. Let me count the ways:
- Mila J smokes. We’re assuming not cigarettes, crack, cocaine, heroin, or e-cigarettes. We cool with smoking that other stuff.
- Mila J drinks. Big fan of the drink over her.
- Mila J’s prone to breaking up, which means break-up sex and eventually make-up sex.
- Mila J’s fine.
- Mila J’s sister is Jhene Aiko. Jhene Aiko is fine. When we break-up with Mila J, we run a chance to hook up with her fine sister.
- Mila J dances really well. You know what that means.
- Mila J rolls deep with her girlfriends. When we break-up with her, we run a chance to hook up with her girlfriends.
- Mila J is also known as Japollonia which is inspired by our favorite Lake Minnetonka skinny dipper, Apollonia.
I get the feeling that she is the type of girl you don’t take home to meet mom, but you have dad meet her around the corner so he can nod in approval and pride.
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