In honor of the Bawse’s latest:

Keep Doin’ That… Rick Ross. Single after single. Album after album. Keep rapping about moneys, hoes, cars, clothes, and drugs. We will never get weary of this. Ever.

Keep Doin’ That… R. Kelly. Never grow up. Ever. Stay the Pied Piper and dressing age inappropriately in music videos and in public. As long as you sing those funny, catchy, ignorant hooks, you will stay in heavy rotation, and more importantly, you will stay teflon and out of jail.

Keep Doin’ That… Def Jam. Keep Ross happy. Keep cuttin’ them checks! CTC!

Keep Doin’ That… Margo Wainwright and the entire video crew for all of Rick Ross’ videos. If I had a bucket list, attending two of Rick Ross’ videos would be high on that list. No one has ever made lavish, rich ignorance look so fucking good. Heaven looks like a Rick Ross video to me… minus Rick Ross, if his shirt is off. If the shirt is on, he can stay. Shout-out to MWGlobal!

Keep Doin’ That… Video Vixesn. Fuck the haters. Put on that baby oil and keep moving in slow motion. 

I’m going to keep watching this video.