Everybody Loves Lucy Collett
Have you ever met a Lucy that you didn’t dig? Let me answer that for you – you haven’t. Period. It’s God’s law that if you are named Lucy, there is something inherently lovable about you. (Sidebar: I Love Lucy is being colorized and rebroadcasted. Don’t love this. Keep it as is.) That brings us to another lovable, or maybe moreso lustable Lucy Collett also known as Lucy V, also known as Lucy Vixen, also known as a Page 3 Girl, also known for modeling for Loaded, FHM, Zoo, Nuts (you know how The Super-Id feels about NUTS), Front, and Maxim magazines, in addition to being a Suicide Girl. Without consulting a hair professional, we can’t ascertain if Lucy Vixen is a real ginger, or a ginger that made the conscious decision to go more gingey. Who knows? But on the real, who really cares?
Lucy Vixen is a vixen indeed, but when you move past the lusty, busty photos, she’s a real ass chick. You can crack open a beer with her. Watch some football (being British, it’s not clear what type of football it would be, but it’s sports, so fuck it!). Play some Playstation. And then you would get her butt-ass nekkid and proceed to have wild, luscivious sex with her all night long, wake up in the morning and she’d have some Pop Tarts toasted for you. Said it before and I’ll say it again. Everybody loves Lucy. Lucy Vixen, that is.
Soft-stalk Lucy Vixen…
Winner of The Sun newspaper’s roughly-annual Page 3 Idol competition in 2011.
Wears a 30GG bra.
Eyes are grey colored.