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Why Do Men Like Bitches?
Brainiacs,
Is it true men like “bitches” and if so what does that exactly mean?” I hear that often but don’t fully understand it.
/Clearly Not A Bitch
THE BRAINIAC RESPONSE
Roger F. Bond
Straw That Stirs The Drink
Heynow Not A Bitch,
There are three types of bitches men recognize: bitch – think Bad Girls Club or any woman on VH1 Monday nights at 8pm; bitch – think any female on any Worldstar Hip Hop video or a daytime soap opera or more specifically any of those bitches that are on Bravo; and bad bitch – Rihanna. All of these type of bitches are fun (to varying degrees)… and probably put in that work in the bed… and would drive any man crazy (bad crazy as opposed to tolerable crazy), but men love crazy chicks. The simple answer comes down to sex – if a woman gives a man good sex, he’ll tolerate her, if not love her. If a woman can move a man in some way, good chance she’ll stay a fixture in his life.
Married With Children
The Try Hard Husband
The short answer is yes, to a point. I know I love a “bad bitch,” a woman who invokes confidence and lights a room when she walks in. This woman isn’t afraid to speak her mind, and she knows how to get down and dirty when she needs to. The problem with the “bitch” persona is that many don’t know when or how to turn it off. After a while, it becomes tired, and you want a mate not an adversary. Some women need to learn when to shut the fuck up, and don’t mess up a good thing. So while I may like a bitch from time to time, I definitely am not looking for making the “bitch” the wife, that’s a role she’s too bad to accept.
Ron Swanson
Mr. Meh
One side effect, or rather by-product of machismo is misogyny, and to a degree men revel in it. Most men, but not all hate women in general to some degree or they hate one particular woman who has done them wrong and take it out on the entire gender. In some capacity, there is disdain and animosity there, but simultaneously we love women. So bitches enables men to love and hate woman at the same time as they bitch gives him something to hate while he still loves the concept of woman. Men are a fucked up species.
Biebs
The Millennial
Simple. Sex.
MEET THE BRAINIACS
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Roger F. Bond
Know-It-All
Man of the People. Reformed Man-Whore. Single. No Kids. Scorpio. “First you get the paper, then you get the power, then you get the pussy.”
Ron Swanson
Civil Libertarian
Married… for now. Check back in a few months… King of Jump-offs & Side-Pieces. Baby Mama Drama. “How much…?”
Captain Caveman
Sensitive Savage
Divorced with benefits. Philosophizing Gorilla Pimp. Lust at first sight. Love at first text. “I love you. Can we fuck?”
Mayor Davis
Mayor Davis
Mayor and Alderman at the same damn time. The type of guy mom and dad hopes daughter brings home. Mr. Wonderful. (Too busy shaking hands and kissing babies to have a quote)
Mr. Married w/Children
The Poor Bastard
Reformed Serial Cheater. Contently married with two kids. Career Man. Has eaten hamburger everyday for 14 years and counting.
Biebs a/k/a Anthony
22-year old Millennial Male
College attending, weed smoking, pill popping, binge drinking Future of America. (Biebs doesn’t speak… he texts.)
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