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Why Do Men Like Bitches?
Brainiacs,
Is it true men like “bitches” and if so what does that exactly mean?” I hear that often but don’t fully understand it.
/Clearly Not A Bitch
THE BRAINIAC RESPONSE
There are three types of bitches men recognize: bitch – think Bad Girls Club or any woman on VH1 Monday nights at 8pm; bitch – think any female on any Worldstar Hip Hop video or a daytime soap opera or more specifically any of those bitches that are on Bravo; and bad bitch – Rihanna. All of these type of bitches are fun (to varying degrees)… and probably put in that work in the bed… and would drive any man crazy (bad crazy as opposed to tolerable crazy), but men love crazy chicks. The simple answer comes down to sex – if a woman gives a man good sex, he’ll tolerate her, if not love her. If a woman can move a man in some way, good chance she’ll stay a fixture in his life.
MEET THE BRAINIACS
“First you get the paper, then you get the power, then you get the pussy.”
“How much…?”
“I love you. Can we fuck?”
Mayor and Alderman at the same damn time. The type of guy mom and dad hopes daughter brings home. Mr. Wonderful.
(Too busy shaking hands and kissing babies to have a quote)
(Biebs doesn’t speak… he texts.)
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