The internets is filled with stuff, so much stuff it seems like a job just to keep up with it all. Here at Super-Id, we like to keep it simple – one thing, whether it’s a photo, video, song, or whatever, they we think you should fucks with. We call it Today’s…
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ATTENTION: Some may take offense to the term chick used to describe sweet, young women. Super-Id rationalizes this by drawing inspiration from the universal lover of women, W.C. Fields, who called women ‘chickadees,’ a benign term of endearment. Chick is simply the shortened form of chickadee making it equally endearing.
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[intense_lead]Can’t tell if her name is a porn name or romance novel name. Whether it’s sex or love-making, April Rose, we’re all in on her.[/intense_lead]
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[Editor’s Note – Off top, yes it is Valentine’s Day. And yes, April Rose’s last name is Rose. No, this was not intentionally posted on Valentine’s Day. That would be corny… unless you like it.]
I blame MTV. Apparently April Rose has been a talking head on MTV2’s Guy shows (Guy Code, Girl Code, Guy Court). The caliber of comics on the show is a little sketchy, but MTV has the dastardly habit of taking any halfway decent show and running it into the ground (please reference The Jersey Shore and soon-to-be Catfish). Seriously programming department at MTV, does this show need to air for six hours in a row seven days a week?
Super-Id is pissed off because of our MTV boycott, we’ve been denying ourselves the pleasure of seeing (who knows, maybe hearing too…) Miss April Rose. Apparently she is rolling with Maxim Magazine, but Maxim hasn’t been relevant since the Bush Era (no shots, just truth).
Someone needs to get at April Rose or her peoples and get her on Bravo or VH1. Perhaps a more relevant magazine like… like… umm… (we’ll get back to you on this one). Until then, get your whiff of April right here.