The Internets is filled with stuff, so much stuff it seems like a job just to keep up with it all. Here at Super-Id, we like to keep it simple – one thing, whether it’s a photo, video, song, or whatever, they we think you should fucks with. We call it Today’s…

Nicki Minaj – Anaconda

Nicki Minaj
Look, I’m not the biggest Nicki Minaj fan. The outfits. The weird multiple personalities. The Lil Wayne connect. The Drake connect. The fake butt. The dramatics and overall over-the-topness. It’s a tired act. But… {unintended, but necessary pun} this Anaconda video, though… Whoa!

Super-Id has covered Nicki Minaj in the past. Hell, we’ve done it twiceAnaconda is one a different level. This is a video made for social media, especially Twitter. This is a video that will trend nationally. This is a video that will start trends, or in this case, breathe resuscitation into a trend {twerking, which white people and the media completely ruined}

Here are my immediate thoughts surrounding Anaconda.

  • This is the video Sir Mix-A-Lot should have made in the first place.

  • MTV and other music video channels are going to have emergency meetings to discuss whether or not to play this {not that MTV plays videos anymore…} because TV is infamously afraid and fascinated by African-American female bodies and sexuality.

  • The video forces you to like the song.

  • White women will be appropriating this with the quickness. Give it 24hrs and YouTube “Anaconda routine” and see video uploads after video uploads of white girls with no ass-at-all trying to do what they consider twerking.

  • Miley Cyrus just got chin-checked.

  • This makes Taylor Swift’s dancing video seem goofy now, huh? Anaconda makes Taylor Swift relevant to girls under thirteen.

  • Each Nicki Minaj video makes me rethink my position on fake butts.

  • I could watch this video on repeat. All day. Seriously. All day. I’d close my left eye to block out Drake though…

  • I haven’t really listened to the lyrics of the song. I have no idea what it’s about. Slightly confused as to why a female Nicki Minaj is seeing about anacondas. Confused, but not caring enough to really give the song a listen, as listening will distract me from watching the music video. 

Heavy rotation. All day!

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