Nicki Minaj Anaconda

::Today’s Music Video | Nicki Minaj “Anaconda”::

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Nicki Minaj – Anaconda

[intense_row] [intense_column size=”3″][intense_image image=”9372″ size=”small” alt=”Nicki Minaj” title=”Nicki Minaj “Anaconda” Album Cover” shadow=”1″ border_radius=”5px”][/intense_column] [intense_column size=”9″]Look, I’m not the biggest Nicki Minaj fan. The outfits. The weird multiple personalities. The Lil Wayne connect. The Drake connect. The fake butt. The dramatics and overall over-the-topness. It’s a tired act. But… {unintended, but necessary pun} this Anaconda video, though… Whoa!

Super-Id has covered Nicki Minaj in the past. Hell, we’ve done it twiceAnaconda is one a different level. This is a video made for social media, especially Twitter. This is a video that will trend nationally. This is a video that will start trends, or in this case, breathe resuscitation into a trend {twerking, which white people and the media completely ruined}

Here are my immediate thoughts surrounding Anaconda.

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[intense_icon_list skin=”default”] [intense_icon_list_item type=”star-empty” color=”primary”]This is the video Sir Mix-A-Lot should have made in the first place. [/intense_icon_list_item][/intense_icon_list]

[intense_icon_list skin=”default”] [intense_icon_list_item type=”star-empty” color=”primary”]MTV and other music video channels are going to have emergency meetings to discuss whether or not to play this {not that MTV plays videos anymore…} because TV is infamously afraid and fascinated by African-American female bodies and sexuality.[/intense_icon_list_item][/intense_icon_list]

[intense_icon_list skin=”default”] [intense_icon_list_item type=”star-empty” color=”primary”]The video forces you to like the song.[/intense_icon_list_item][/intense_icon_list]

[intense_icon_list skin=”default”] [intense_icon_list_item type=”star-empty” color=”primary”]White women will be appropriating this with the quickness. Give it 24hrs and YouTube “Anaconda routine” and see video uploads after video uploads of white girls with no ass-at-all trying to do what they consider twerking.[/intense_icon_list_item][/intense_icon_list]

[intense_icon_list skin=”default”] [intense_icon_list_item type=”star-empty” color=”primary”]Miley Cyrus just got chin-checked.[/intense_icon_list_item][/intense_icon_list]

[intense_icon_list skin=”default”] [intense_icon_list_item type=”star-empty” color=”primary”]This makes Taylor Swift’s dancing video seem goofy now, huh? Anaconda makes Taylor Swift relevant to girls under thirteen.[/intense_icon_list_item][/intense_icon_list]

[intense_icon_list skin=”default”] [intense_icon_list_item type=”star-empty” color=”primary”]Each Nicki Minaj video makes me rethink my position on fake butts. [/intense_icon_list_item][/intense_icon_list]

[intense_icon_list skin=”default”] [intense_icon_list_item type=”star-empty” color=”primary”]I could watch this video on repeat. All day. Seriously. All day. I’d close my left eye to block out Drake though…[/intense_icon_list_item] [/intense_icon_list]

[intense_icon_list skin=”default”] [intense_icon_list_item type=”star-empty” color=”primary”]I haven’t really listened to the lyrics of the song. I have no idea what it’s about. Slightly confused as to why a female Nicki Minaj is seeing about anacondas. Confused, but not caring enough to really give the song a listen, as listening will distract me from watching the music video. [/intense_icon_list_item][/intense_icon_list]

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Heavy rotation. All day!

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If this doesn’t win Video of the Year… Agree or disagree? Tell us in the COMMENTS.